Thursday 13 January 2011

Ever wondered why...?

EVER WONDERED ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?



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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?



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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?



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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made=
 with real lemons?



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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't=
 they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



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If flying is so safe,   why do they call the airport the terminal?

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